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Previously on Scorpion...
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Methane has begun to escape
into the atmosphere.
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In 30 days, half of life
on Earth is gone.
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In 90, all of it.
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I'll ankle Collins to me.
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He gets more than
25 feet from my side,
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he gets 50,000 volts.
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If things go sideways,
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It'll be your ass
on the line.
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PANNS is our marital creed.
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"SCABOBI"?
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It stands for
"Steady Calm Attitude
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Brings Optimal Bliss
Inherently."
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Today I read my own obituary.
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And the thing that hit the most
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was that it didn't
even mention Megan.
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I-I lost my-my wedding ring.
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Sly, it is a Band-Aid.
I will get you another.
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Paige is like fruit punch.
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And your brain
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is like a Ferrari engine.
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As the founder of Scorpion,
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I don't really need
to check with anyone.
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Appreciate the candor.
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Collins got Toby. Pull.
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You pulled me out?
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Methane geysers,
hundreds of them.
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This will start warming
the Earth's atmosphere
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within hours and then...
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Mass extinction.
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No way our government can
mobilize those resources
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to the Arctic
in that time frame.
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I don't care how much red tape's
involved, Carson.
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We've got tons of ice-gas
shooting through the atmosphere.
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It's gonna bake us all to bits.
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That is almost
entirely inaccurate.
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We have methane
escaping ice fissures,
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and it's getting trapped
in the atmosphere.
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Now, the "bake us to bits" part
is correct.
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Well, Mr. O'Brien, satellite
imagery has made us aware
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of a potential geological event
in the region,
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it's just...
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Not a geological event,
an extinction event.
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And there's nothing "potential"
about it.
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Now, if we don't get
some government support
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to plug those leaks
within three hours,
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enough methane will have escaped
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to permanently heat
the atmosphere
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and end human life
in 90 days tops.
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So we're gonna need
three dozen pieces
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of heavy construction machinery,
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and we'll need 50 workers--
no, no, no--
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make that 60 workers.
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Mr. O'Brien, there is no way
our government can mobilize
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those resources to the Arctic
in that time frame.
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Not to mention,
our top scientists
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have yet to determine
how much of a threat, if any,
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this methane leak is.
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Your top scientists
are all with me in Norway.
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Idiot.
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We're on our own.
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Nice. Fight the man.
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Why are we stopping here?
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We're far enough
from the methane to be safe,
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and I'm not just gonna
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drive around blind
until we have a plan.
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Walt's got a plan, we're just
a few dozen payloaders short.
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How are we gonna stuff up
all those fissures at once?
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What's that noise?
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I've seen classified photos
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of that beast
in Homeland briefings.
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That's the Russian X-138.
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The fastest military
helicopter on Earth.
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That is how we're gonna
save the Earth.
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We just need to steal it.
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I'm not sure all the methane's
out of Walt's bloodstream.
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I assure you, I am lucid.
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Now, right now, what is
our number one problem?
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I'm being forced to work with
a man who tried to murder me.
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Eh, I saved your life today,
I'd say we're back to zero.
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Our number one problem is how
to quickly and efficiently
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cork up the methane fissures.
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Exactly. We're gonna
use the helicopter
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as our cork dispenser,
we're gonna seed the clouds
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above the fissures
to make it snow.
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Snow falls into the fissures,
partially clogging them up...
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Temperature starts decreasing...
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Snow turns to ice...
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Totally sealing the fissures...
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Completely stopping
the methane release,
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the heating of the atmosphere...
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And the extinction event.
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Government sends a team to pump
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methane-eating bacteria
under the ice.
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No more worries.
The problem is,
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is that chopper
is most likely headed back
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over the Russian border
a few miles from here.
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So we have to cross a border?
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And steal a military helicopter.
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It's not like we can borrow
it from the Russians.
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There isn't a lot of trust
between our countries.
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Copter was heading northeast.
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Most of this border up here
is unprotected.
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Why don't we drive
in that direction
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and see if we can't find
where it went?
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Copy that.
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CIA has a dossier on this place.
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It's a luxury spa retreat
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for top Russian military,
their families and friends.
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Military?
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Place is full of top brass
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who carry their weapons
at all times.
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Okay, what else did they tell
you was in the facility?
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It's Lifestyles of the Rich
and Famous in there.
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The big shots go there
for saltwater pools,
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exercise studios, the works.
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Perfect.
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Why, are you thinking
of a getting a facial?
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No. To seed the clouds,
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we'll need silver iodide.
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Since we don't have
it, we will make it.
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We combine potassium iodide...
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Which is used as a decontaminant
in saltwater pools.
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...with silver nitrate.
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Found in the backs of mirrors
to keep them reflective.
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But we'll need the helicopter
to seed the clouds.
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It's still running
with a pilot at the ready,
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it seems like someone's gonna
use it any minute.
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They're using
military assets
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to fly around from
the local bases.
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But even if we get our hands on
it, who's gonna fly the thing?
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I can fly the copter.
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Pilot's license, remember?
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Oh, yeah, last time you flew us
somewhere, we crashed.
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PANNS.
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No disparaging of ideas.
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First N.
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We got to
delay whoever's using
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the whirlybird next,
so it's still there
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after we pilfer all
the chemicals we need.
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I speak fluent Russian, guys.
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I can get us past
that front desk.
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I'm just gonna need,
uh, that metal pen
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that you used to take notes
on my research in prison.
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Cabe, I'll need you to follow
some very simple instructions,
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and Happy, I'll need you
to be my wife.
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Come on, Toby.
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I'm, like, the only one here
she hasn't been married to.
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Hey!
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Hey, hey.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, settle down.
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Hey, it was a joke. A joke.
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Okay. Let's get to work.
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Cabe, one large step back.
25 feet.
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Uh, coast is clear.
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I'm fine. I'm fine, thanks.
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Sorry, man.
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Here, this must be
the helicopter manifest.
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Yeah. What-what was it
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that gave it away,
was it the little picture
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of the helicopter?
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Sorry.
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My bad.
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Therapy is a marathon,
not a sprint.
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Just shut up and read the
schedule, please, Collins.
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It says
General Victor Andropov
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is scheduled to fly out
in 22 minutes,
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right after his seaweed
treatment at the spa.
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Spa, okay, so we don't
let him leave the spa.
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Uh, Cabe and Collins,
handle that,
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Happy, Sly, Toby, uh, get
to the pool maintenance
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and grab blocks of
potassium iodide,
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and, uh, Paige and I will grab
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a bucket
of ice scrapers
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that I saw from outside,
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and then get the silver nitrate
from some mirrors.
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Look at the exercise room.
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Entire ceiling is
covered in mirrors.
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So was our hotel room
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in Santa Barbara, but somehow,
we're in the Arctic.
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We don't pull this off,
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your honeymoon will
be postponed forever
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and we'll all die before
your one month anniversary,
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so hands in.
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Huh?
Hands in.
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It's a sports thing.
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You put your hands
in a circle
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to get psyched up
for the big game.
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Now, the whole world
is counting on us.
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Now, hands in.
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All right, Scorpion,
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on three, ready?
Ready.
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One...
Sorry, Collins.
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Team members only.
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Two...
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When was the last time
everybody washed up?
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Three.
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We wasted three
seconds. Let's go.
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You got to be kidding me.
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Go Scorpion.
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Cabe?
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♪ Scorpion 4x02 ♪
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Yeah, so would
a cold beer
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and a warm showgirl,
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and you're not getting
any of those either.
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Grab that hot wax.
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We're gonna need it.
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The funny thing, Agent, is that
criminals and law enforcement
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aren't all that different.
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Both highly intelligent.
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Both risk-takers.
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Yeah, but a criminal
does it for himself.
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Cops do it for others.
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That's the rub.
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I'm working on it.
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I'm desperately
hoping to switch up
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my 51% bad with
my 49% good.
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I would really love to make
that two percent leap.
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Well, for right now,
concentrate 100% on the job.
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Get into character.
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You've got to be kidding me.
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It's empty.
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They're out of potassium iodide.
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Uh, they must be
in between orders.
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That means we're in between
a rock and a hard place.
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No potassium iodide means
we can't seed the clouds,
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make it snow and seal
those methane fissures.
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And all life ends,
save for some gross insects.
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The bugs haven't won yet.
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We've got all the
potassium iodide we'd need.
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It's just been dissolved
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in over 26,000 gallons of water
right above our heads.
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And in order to get salt from
salt water, you need to boil it,
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and I don't think they
make a pot big enough
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to hold a whole
pool's worth of water!
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Ah, right here.
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These pipes are hot.
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Must be headed
into the steam room.
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I can drain the pool water and
redirect it into these pipes.
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We crank the heat,
vent the steam,
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and all that's left
in the catch basin
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is potassium iodide residue.
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That works. My
girl is brilliant!
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Except how do we protect
the swimmers?
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We drain the pool,
we create a suction
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that could pin somebody
to the drain. They drown.
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Then we clear the pool.
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Even if we could come up
with a lie
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to tell the swimmers, none of us
speak fluent Russian.
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Not if we can get everyone to
leave the pool voluntarily.
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This is masked industrial dye.
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It's used to expose urine
in the pool.
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But if I take a
large chunk of it
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and break it up
while no one's looking,
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a dark blue cloud's
gonna form all around me
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and they're all gonna think
I dropped some lemonade
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00:12:32,849 --> 00:12:33,980
off at the party,
if you catch my drift.
293
00:12:33,982 --> 00:12:37,750
Your plan is to pee people
out of the pool?
294
00:12:37,753 --> 00:12:39,620
Grab a swimsuit
from the laundry
295
00:12:39,621 --> 00:12:40,888
and while I'm
getting changed,
296
00:12:40,889 --> 00:12:42,956
I'm gonna search for how to say,
297
00:12:42,959 --> 00:12:45,658
"Sorry, I had an accident,"
in Russian.
298
00:12:48,364 --> 00:12:51,731
Sometimes I can't believe
I said, "I do."
299
00:13:06,816 --> 00:13:11,284
Okay. I think that's
the last of it.
300
00:13:11,287 --> 00:13:14,554
Yeah, okay, let's get it into
the bucket 'cause this music
301
00:13:14,557 --> 00:13:16,956
is giving me a headache.
302
00:13:26,701 --> 00:13:29,903
Uh-oh.
Let's go.
303
00:13:33,109 --> 00:13:35,609
Okay, this will heat the water
to about 215 degrees,
304
00:13:35,610 --> 00:13:36,911
more than enough
to turn it into steam.
305
00:13:36,913 --> 00:13:39,046
Okay, all the valves
are prepped for release
306
00:13:39,048 --> 00:13:40,147
for when the pool is empty.
307
00:13:40,149 --> 00:13:42,149
Okay. I'm ready.
308
00:13:44,953 --> 00:13:48,655
You might not need to pretend
to pee to get people to leave.
309
00:13:48,658 --> 00:13:50,390
Come on, that's uncool, man.
310
00:13:50,393 --> 00:13:51,658
This is all I could find.
311
00:13:51,661 --> 00:13:53,159
Is it that bad?
312
00:13:53,162 --> 00:13:56,129
Only bad thing
is how turned on I am.
313
00:13:56,131 --> 00:13:57,898
Can't act on it.
314
00:13:57,899 --> 00:14:00,500
Wish me luck.
315
00:14:03,873 --> 00:14:06,572
Okay, I just broke
the second "N" of PANNS.
316
00:14:06,575 --> 00:14:08,575
No lying.
317
00:15:01,563 --> 00:15:04,230
Okay. Coast is clear.
318
00:15:04,232 --> 00:15:07,167
Open the valve.
319
00:15:11,072 --> 00:15:12,639
Pool's draining.
320
00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:16,110
Toby, you forgot the dye pack.
321
00:15:16,111 --> 00:15:18,711
How'd you make
the water turn blue?
322
00:15:18,713 --> 00:15:20,913
I improvised.
323
00:15:29,191 --> 00:15:34,761
Yeah. I think we're
just about done, comrade.
324
00:15:34,764 --> 00:15:36,663
Who are you?
325
00:15:36,664 --> 00:15:38,932
We're the guys that
just made you immobile.
326
00:15:42,104 --> 00:15:43,770
See, when you mix the wax
327
00:15:43,773 --> 00:15:46,807
with the plant proteins
in the seaweed, it makes this...
328
00:15:46,808 --> 00:15:50,043
super-hard candy shell
and you, my friend,
329
00:15:50,046 --> 00:15:51,412
are the sweet inner nougat.
330
00:15:51,413 --> 00:15:53,047
I will have you killed!
331
00:15:53,048 --> 00:15:54,815
I doubt that.
332
00:15:54,817 --> 00:15:58,085
But I might get an
itchy trigger finger.
333
00:15:58,086 --> 00:15:59,820
Now...
334
00:15:59,822 --> 00:16:01,388
you're gonna tell
your copter pilot
335
00:16:01,389 --> 00:16:02,523
that you're not gonna leave
336
00:16:02,524 --> 00:16:04,224
for another hour.
337
00:16:04,225 --> 00:16:06,726
Do that, I stuff a sock
in your mouth,
338
00:16:06,729 --> 00:16:09,129
we leave and no one gets hurt.
339
00:16:09,130 --> 00:16:10,464
And by no one,
340
00:16:10,466 --> 00:16:13,067
I mean you.
341
00:16:18,874 --> 00:16:21,942
Okay, we are over 20,000 gallons
of water.
342
00:16:21,943 --> 00:16:23,610
We should be good.
343
00:16:23,611 --> 00:16:25,078
Opening the basin.
344
00:16:27,482 --> 00:16:28,782
Jackpot.
345
00:16:28,783 --> 00:16:29,883
Cabe, we need you to go
346
00:16:29,884 --> 00:16:31,418
to the loading dock
to get a handcart
347
00:16:31,419 --> 00:16:32,619
so we can move all this.
348
00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:35,288
Copy that.
We're on our way.
349
00:16:36,959 --> 00:16:41,061
That's more than
enough potassium iodide.
350
00:16:41,062 --> 00:16:42,929
- Man, it's hot as hell in here.
- Oh, you think?
351
00:16:42,932 --> 00:16:44,163
Okay, you guys take
care of that stuff.
352
00:16:44,165 --> 00:16:46,466
I am gonna go hijack
the helicopter.
353
00:16:46,469 --> 00:16:49,336
Hey, that-that pilot is armed,
so I know you can outsmart him,
354
00:16:49,337 --> 00:16:51,738
but you can't outsmart a bullet,
so please be careful.
355
00:16:51,740 --> 00:16:53,340
Copy that.
356
00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:57,610
Now that you are all dressed,
I am kind of missing the speedo.
357
00:16:59,447 --> 00:17:02,081
I still got it.
358
00:17:04,119 --> 00:17:06,286
You and Happy,
I'm glad for you.
359
00:17:06,288 --> 00:17:09,522
Oh, thanks, pal.
360
00:17:09,525 --> 00:17:11,357
You know, Happy told me
about how you're feeling
361
00:17:11,359 --> 00:17:13,559
with the, uh, obit
leaving Megan out and all.
362
00:17:13,561 --> 00:17:16,063
That was a methane-induced
confession.
363
00:17:16,065 --> 00:17:17,131
She shouldn't
have told you that.
364
00:17:17,133 --> 00:17:18,699
Oh, well, when
you're married,
365
00:17:18,701 --> 00:17:20,433
telling one spouse
is telling both.
366
00:17:20,435 --> 00:17:23,936
Yeah, that's the thing.
367
00:17:23,939 --> 00:17:25,305
You and Happy are married.
368
00:17:25,307 --> 00:17:27,141
And Cabe
369
00:17:27,143 --> 00:17:28,608
found Allie.
370
00:17:28,611 --> 00:17:30,510
Now Walter and Paige
are together.
371
00:17:30,512 --> 00:17:33,079
It's just...
372
00:17:33,082 --> 00:17:35,949
what do you do when you lose
your one true love?
373
00:17:35,951 --> 00:17:40,887
Sly, you have an opportunity
that almost no one ever gets.
374
00:17:40,890 --> 00:17:43,257
You read your obituary
and now you can change it.
375
00:17:43,259 --> 00:17:45,692
Who is to say that true love
only comes around once?
376
00:17:45,693 --> 00:17:47,094
Maybe true love
is like a boomerang.
377
00:17:47,096 --> 00:17:49,328
Boomerangs do
only come around once.
378
00:17:49,330 --> 00:17:50,430
Point is, nothing
in the universe
379
00:17:50,432 --> 00:17:51,664
says that you can't
find love again.
380
00:17:51,666 --> 00:17:54,634
And-and then one day, your
obituary is gonna read,
381
00:17:54,636 --> 00:17:56,502
"Sylvester Dodd
was a man so great
382
00:17:56,505 --> 00:17:59,072
that two wonderful women
fell for him."
383
00:17:59,074 --> 00:18:01,141
That's only gonna happen
if the world doesn't end,
384
00:18:01,143 --> 00:18:02,542
so can we pick up
the pace, please?
385
00:18:02,545 --> 00:18:04,577
Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah.
386
00:18:13,454 --> 00:18:16,056
Hey, walk a little
closer to me.
387
00:18:16,057 --> 00:18:20,059
Block the bucket in
case anybody passes.
388
00:18:20,061 --> 00:18:21,561
Oh, no.
389
00:18:22,765 --> 00:18:24,298
Here, sit in the chair.
390
00:18:24,299 --> 00:18:26,500
Sit in the chair.
391
00:18:28,570 --> 00:18:29,936
Ow.
392
00:18:29,939 --> 00:18:31,837
Ow. Ow!
393
00:18:31,839 --> 00:18:33,606
What, are you trying to pierce
my skin with your thumbs?
394
00:18:33,608 --> 00:18:35,107
No, it's deep-tissue
manipulation.
395
00:18:35,109 --> 00:18:36,375
It breaks up the fascia tissue.
396
00:18:48,923 --> 00:18:50,123
Oh.
397
00:19:12,013 --> 00:19:13,279
Ow.
398
00:19:33,167 --> 00:19:35,335
Tú también.
399
00:19:40,608 --> 00:19:43,343
What the heck were you doing?
400
00:19:43,345 --> 00:19:45,378
I was... pleasuring you.
401
00:19:45,381 --> 00:19:48,281
Wh-What husband doesn't know
his wife has a bad shoulder?
402
00:19:48,284 --> 00:19:50,250
- Now they're gonna be suspicious.
- Well, I mean, they left.
403
00:19:50,251 --> 00:19:52,051
How suspicious could they be?
404
00:19:53,955 --> 00:19:55,888
Run, run.
405
00:19:57,726 --> 00:19:59,159
Happy, what's your status?
406
00:19:59,161 --> 00:20:01,327
Married.
407
00:20:01,329 --> 00:20:02,929
You were there, remember?
408
00:20:02,931 --> 00:20:04,897
Come on, what's going on?
Okay.
409
00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:06,700
I've got the pilot in my sight.
410
00:20:06,701 --> 00:20:08,969
I'm just gonna lead him
to the back of the copter
411
00:20:08,971 --> 00:20:10,804
and knock him out
with a concussive blast
412
00:20:10,806 --> 00:20:12,772
from the exhaust,
413
00:20:12,775 --> 00:20:17,310
all for the low, low price
of 17 cents.
414
00:20:42,837 --> 00:20:44,871
Crap.
Everything is in Cyrillic.
415
00:20:44,873 --> 00:20:46,807
You didn't anticipate that
416
00:20:46,808 --> 00:20:48,541
when you were getting
into a Russian helicopter?
417
00:20:48,544 --> 00:20:50,743
Uh, I thought things would be
in their standard spots,
418
00:20:50,746 --> 00:20:52,011
but this is some
kind of high-tech,
419
00:20:52,013 --> 00:20:53,846
experimental machinery.
420
00:20:53,848 --> 00:20:55,082
Okay, here goes.
421
00:20:57,118 --> 00:20:58,818
Double crap.
422
00:21:01,890 --> 00:21:03,990
Abraham Lincoln?
423
00:21:03,991 --> 00:21:05,826
Okay, this should be
the exhaust port.
424
00:21:05,827 --> 00:21:07,126
Second time's the charm.
425
00:21:17,373 --> 00:21:18,939
What the hell was that?
426
00:21:18,941 --> 00:21:21,375
What the hell was that?
427
00:21:21,376 --> 00:21:23,042
Happy? What the hell was that?
428
00:21:23,045 --> 00:21:27,681
I accidentally made Russia
declare war on Norway. My bad.
429
00:21:35,486 --> 00:21:38,365
Good news? I'm getting really
good at hog-tying people.
430
00:21:38,367 --> 00:21:39,733
The bad news is:
431
00:21:39,736 --> 00:21:44,605
the pilot's walkie is blowing up
with Russkie chatter.
432
00:21:44,606 --> 00:21:46,473
Sounds like I rattled 'em
pretty good.
433
00:21:46,476 --> 00:21:48,342
I believe we need to get
out of this spa
434
00:21:48,344 --> 00:21:50,277
as soon as humanly possible.
435
00:21:50,278 --> 00:21:51,412
Uh, Walter.
436
00:21:51,413 --> 00:21:53,814
Our barrel of potassium iodide
is nearly full.
437
00:21:53,816 --> 00:21:55,548
- Where is the silver nitrate?
- The silver nitrate's
438
00:21:55,550 --> 00:21:57,317
on its way, but we
need to dissolve it
439
00:21:57,319 --> 00:21:58,786
in water to
seed the clouds.
440
00:21:58,788 --> 00:22:00,788
Well, then it needs to be peanut
buttered with our chocolate.
441
00:22:00,789 --> 00:22:02,757
- And that'll take a second, too.
- Yeah, well, I'm not sure
442
00:22:02,759 --> 00:22:03,824
we're gonna have
all the seconds we need.
443
00:22:03,826 --> 00:22:04,858
We've got guards chasing us
444
00:22:04,861 --> 00:22:06,500
and I think they just came
onto our floor.
445
00:22:07,462 --> 00:22:08,628
Here, here, here, here.
446
00:22:09,699 --> 00:22:11,898
Okay, just get your butts
and cloud cocktail
447
00:22:11,901 --> 00:22:13,740
to this platform
and I will get us out of here.
448
00:22:17,507 --> 00:22:18,772
Um...
449
00:22:18,775 --> 00:22:20,607
You have no idea how to
fly that thing, do you?
450
00:22:20,609 --> 00:22:23,810
I'm-I'm just a little gun-shy.
451
00:22:23,813 --> 00:22:25,112
Literally.
452
00:22:25,114 --> 00:22:27,147
Boots, Toby, many boots running.
453
00:22:27,150 --> 00:22:28,182
Cabe? Guards are coming.
454
00:22:28,183 --> 00:22:29,450
Get out of there!
455
00:22:29,451 --> 00:22:32,318
Collins and I
will get the iodide salt
456
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,855
and bring it to the helipad
via the service elevator.
457
00:22:34,856 --> 00:22:36,957
You heard the man.
Let's vamoose.
458
00:22:59,414 --> 00:23:02,717
Use your legs.
One, two, three, lift.
459
00:23:02,719 --> 00:23:04,218
Use your legs, genius.
460
00:23:04,220 --> 00:23:05,519
Almost on. Push.
461
00:23:07,089 --> 00:23:09,155
Hey, hey, hey.
Keep it down!
462
00:23:09,157 --> 00:23:11,325
Oh, my ankle.
Oh, man, my ankle.
463
00:23:11,326 --> 00:23:13,193
How bad?
464
00:23:13,195 --> 00:23:14,494
I don't know.
465
00:23:14,497 --> 00:23:15,528
It hurts like hell.
466
00:23:16,699 --> 00:23:18,365
All right, well, come on.
Try to stand on it.
467
00:23:18,366 --> 00:23:20,233
Yeah.
468
00:23:20,236 --> 00:23:22,635
Nope. Nope.
469
00:23:22,637 --> 00:23:24,704
It's like a knife in my tendon.
470
00:23:24,707 --> 00:23:26,207
All right.
471
00:23:26,209 --> 00:23:27,307
Let's go. Get on.
472
00:23:27,309 --> 00:23:29,410
You're riding on the cart
from here on out.
473
00:23:29,412 --> 00:23:33,380
Okay. Oh, nothing
suspicious about this.
474
00:23:34,983 --> 00:23:36,616
Honey?
475
00:23:36,618 --> 00:23:39,420
Gonna need to be airborne
real soon.
476
00:23:39,422 --> 00:23:41,387
I'm getting the
hang of it.
477
00:23:44,961 --> 00:23:48,261
Not an expert here, but that
rotor needs to be moving faster.
478
00:23:48,263 --> 00:23:50,964
Uh, this either guns the
engine or dumps the fuel.
479
00:23:50,967 --> 00:23:52,532
Well, what the hell?
480
00:23:55,238 --> 00:23:56,269
Eureka!
481
00:23:56,271 --> 00:23:58,905
Guys, we're cooking
up here. ETA?
482
00:23:58,907 --> 00:24:01,008
- Nothing at the moment.
- Cabe?
483
00:24:01,009 --> 00:24:04,144
So, almost at
the service elevator.
484
00:24:10,653 --> 00:24:13,220
There's a guard at the elevator.
485
00:24:13,221 --> 00:24:15,455
All right,
the elevator's not an option.
486
00:24:17,326 --> 00:24:19,259
We can't take the stairs
'cause the barrel's too heavy
487
00:24:19,261 --> 00:24:20,627
and Collins can barely walk.
488
00:24:20,630 --> 00:24:22,429
Yeah, and we're stuck
in a linen closet.
489
00:24:22,431 --> 00:24:23,763
We need a plan fast.
490
00:24:23,766 --> 00:24:25,633
You got something?
491
00:24:25,634 --> 00:24:28,536
Was it really that bad
of a massage?
492
00:24:28,538 --> 00:24:30,403
That's what you're thinking
about right now?
493
00:24:30,405 --> 00:24:31,872
No, it's just
we're together, so...
494
00:24:31,874 --> 00:24:33,273
things are meant
to be effortless,
495
00:24:33,276 --> 00:24:34,808
but I couldn't even
convince the manager
496
00:24:34,810 --> 00:24:36,376
that we were an actual couple.
That's a problem.
497
00:24:36,378 --> 00:24:38,612
Right?
498
00:24:41,049 --> 00:24:42,316
Does that feel
real enough to you?
499
00:24:42,317 --> 00:24:43,384
Yes.
Good.
500
00:24:43,385 --> 00:24:44,984
Russian hotel managers
and Mark Collins
501
00:24:44,987 --> 00:24:46,820
do not determine if we are
a real couple or not.
502
00:24:46,823 --> 00:24:48,588
We do. So get your head
back in the game
503
00:24:48,590 --> 00:24:49,824
and figure out a solution.
504
00:24:49,826 --> 00:24:51,458
Okay.
505
00:24:53,863 --> 00:24:56,130
Uh, guys?
506
00:25:00,635 --> 00:25:04,704
We're taking fire here!
We're under fire!
507
00:25:04,707 --> 00:25:05,905
Okay, we are still okay;
508
00:25:05,907 --> 00:25:07,473
this thing is known
to be bulletproof.
509
00:25:08,911 --> 00:25:10,577
More like bullet-resistant.
510
00:25:10,579 --> 00:25:12,179
Happy, get out of there.
511
00:25:12,181 --> 00:25:14,147
Okay. Here goes nothing!
512
00:25:16,853 --> 00:25:17,984
We're getting there.
513
00:25:22,657 --> 00:25:24,791
Is another part
514
00:25:24,794 --> 00:25:26,227
of this helicopter's
secret powers
515
00:25:26,229 --> 00:25:28,095
that it only flies sideways?
516
00:25:28,096 --> 00:25:29,563
I am figuring it out.
517
00:25:39,608 --> 00:25:41,642
See? Easy.
518
00:25:42,845 --> 00:25:44,744
Now, Cabe,
as soon as our guard is gone,
519
00:25:44,747 --> 00:25:46,512
we will meet you and Collins
at the valet,
520
00:25:46,515 --> 00:25:48,214
we'll steal a ride,
and we'll meet up with you.
521
00:25:48,217 --> 00:25:50,084
No, we're closer to
the Arctic van we stashed
522
00:25:50,086 --> 00:25:51,518
behind the Dumpsters.
523
00:25:51,519 --> 00:25:53,653
We'll grab that.
524
00:25:53,655 --> 00:25:55,521
What's the plan, Walt?
Since we didn't have time
525
00:25:55,523 --> 00:25:57,156
to mix the aqueous solution
with the chopper,
526
00:25:57,159 --> 00:26:00,160
we are gonna let the chopper
mix the solution for us.
527
00:26:00,162 --> 00:26:01,996
Lost.
First, we are gonna
528
00:26:01,998 --> 00:26:04,330
launch the silver nitrate
into the cloud.
529
00:26:04,333 --> 00:26:06,165
How?
It's an assault copter,
530
00:26:06,167 --> 00:26:08,535
I assume that it has
surface-to-air missiles?
531
00:26:08,537 --> 00:26:09,569
Oh.
532
00:26:09,571 --> 00:26:11,404
Yeah, roger that.
533
00:26:11,406 --> 00:26:14,407
Now, Happy,
you're gonna fly the helicopter
534
00:26:14,410 --> 00:26:15,675
in large circles
to create a vortex
535
00:26:15,678 --> 00:26:17,510
that will dissolve
the silver nitrate
536
00:26:17,512 --> 00:26:19,179
into the cloud's
water vapor.
537
00:26:19,181 --> 00:26:21,615
Then all it needs
is the potassium iodide.
538
00:26:21,616 --> 00:26:23,549
Which we will introduce
via grenade launcher,
539
00:26:23,551 --> 00:26:25,952
which you, Cabe,
will have positioned downwind.
540
00:26:25,954 --> 00:26:28,122
Once airborne,
it'll all mix in the sky,
541
00:26:28,124 --> 00:26:29,789
forming silver iodide crystals.
542
00:26:29,791 --> 00:26:31,592
The water will then freeze
543
00:26:31,594 --> 00:26:32,893
around the crystals
and it'll snow,
544
00:26:32,894 --> 00:26:34,827
plugging the methane leaks.
545
00:26:34,829 --> 00:26:37,096
Sounds good. Then all we need
to do is get to the valet.
546
00:26:37,098 --> 00:26:38,798
It's too risky to leave.
I haven't seen a shadow
547
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,267
from his feet
in a while.
548
00:26:40,269 --> 00:26:41,501
We have no choice
but to take a chance.
549
00:26:41,503 --> 00:26:43,002
I prefer certainty
over risk.
550
00:26:43,005 --> 00:26:44,872
I prefer not to
die in a closet.
551
00:26:45,674 --> 00:26:46,874
Look, I get it.
552
00:26:46,875 --> 00:26:48,241
We are different people,
but we need to
553
00:26:48,243 --> 00:26:50,525
get the hell out of here and
nothing is ever 100% certain.
554
00:26:58,054 --> 00:27:00,019
It's 100% certain
we're screwed.
555
00:27:08,576 --> 00:27:09,608
Come with me.
556
00:27:09,869 --> 00:27:11,170
Okay, but we need
557
00:27:11,172 --> 00:27:13,172
to bring
this with us.
558
00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:14,772
It explains why we're here.
559
00:27:14,775 --> 00:27:16,174
You'll want to see
what's in it.
560
00:27:17,310 --> 00:27:18,443
That's not gonna
be possible.
561
00:27:22,549 --> 00:27:23,981
What'd you do to him?
562
00:27:23,983 --> 00:27:25,183
Kicked him in the gooty. Run.
563
00:27:29,088 --> 00:27:31,155
Uh, snookums?
564
00:27:31,157 --> 00:27:34,526
I'm, uh, trying to shave
the fuses on the explosives
565
00:27:34,528 --> 00:27:36,595
so they detonate
exactly where we want.
566
00:27:36,596 --> 00:27:37,729
So steady, please,
567
00:27:37,730 --> 00:27:39,431
or you're gonna
be a widow
568
00:27:39,432 --> 00:27:41,365
before the end
of the honeymoon.
569
00:27:41,367 --> 00:27:44,470
I am doing my best,
which you might understand
570
00:27:44,471 --> 00:27:47,873
if you were being
a little bit more SCABOBI.
571
00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:49,740
Excuse me?
Of the two of us,
572
00:27:49,742 --> 00:27:52,411
I am unquestionably
more SCABOBI.
573
00:27:52,413 --> 00:27:54,112
Based on present wind speed
574
00:27:54,114 --> 00:27:56,448
and dispersal rates
of the helicopter blades,
575
00:27:56,450 --> 00:27:59,785
Cabe, Walter, you need to
launch these chemicals
576
00:27:59,787 --> 00:28:02,386
from points exactly two miles
apart from each other.
577
00:28:02,388 --> 00:28:04,690
We'll drop the launchers
and the ammo.
578
00:28:04,692 --> 00:28:06,491
Sending you the coordinates now.
579
00:28:10,029 --> 00:28:12,865
Air pocket.
Totally routine.
580
00:28:16,936 --> 00:28:19,238
Got the coordinates.
581
00:28:21,307 --> 00:28:23,375
And we'll get to our coordinates
582
00:28:23,376 --> 00:28:25,344
as soon as we get a ride.
583
00:28:32,519 --> 00:28:34,185
Now, now.
584
00:28:41,862 --> 00:28:43,595
All right? Yeah.
Yeah.
585
00:28:50,904 --> 00:28:52,471
So no one can follow us.
586
00:28:59,813 --> 00:29:01,212
Your coats.
587
00:29:01,214 --> 00:29:02,446
It's freezing
on the tundra.
588
00:29:02,449 --> 00:29:03,548
Be careful.
Good luck!
589
00:29:03,550 --> 00:29:05,584
You, too.
Hey.
590
00:29:05,586 --> 00:29:07,853
I just wanted to say,
if this high-odds plan
591
00:29:07,855 --> 00:29:11,222
does work,
maybe you guys can, too.
592
00:29:21,701 --> 00:29:23,367
Careful.
593
00:29:23,369 --> 00:29:25,470
All right.
594
00:29:25,471 --> 00:29:26,837
First launcher
ready to drop.
595
00:29:26,839 --> 00:29:29,641
We're over
Walt's coordinates now.
596
00:29:38,986 --> 00:29:40,551
We're on our way.
597
00:29:40,554 --> 00:29:42,354
Cabe, once you get
to your rocket launcher,
598
00:29:42,355 --> 00:29:44,589
unscrew the detonator caps,
empty the gunpowder,
599
00:29:44,592 --> 00:29:47,092
and replace it
with the potassium iodide.
600
00:29:47,094 --> 00:29:50,228
The gunpowder residue is enough
to explode the rocket,
601
00:29:50,230 --> 00:29:52,631
which will disperse the salt
and silver into the clouds.
602
00:29:52,633 --> 00:29:54,432
Our drop spot.
Ooh.
603
00:29:58,137 --> 00:29:59,270
Okay, guys, I'm guessing
604
00:29:59,272 --> 00:30:01,405
we're minutes
from the point of no return.
605
00:30:03,644 --> 00:30:06,010
We found our rockets.
606
00:30:10,851 --> 00:30:12,750
We're over
Cabe's coordinates now.
607
00:30:17,124 --> 00:30:19,657
50 yards from the launch spot.
608
00:30:19,660 --> 00:30:21,259
But there's a fissure
in the ice.
609
00:30:21,260 --> 00:30:22,527
We can't drive over it.
610
00:30:22,528 --> 00:30:25,096
We're gonna have to run for it.
All right, come on.
611
00:30:26,366 --> 00:30:28,599
Okay, I got it, I got it.
612
00:30:33,606 --> 00:30:35,874
Come on,
let's go.
613
00:30:35,875 --> 00:30:37,509
Let's go. Come on!
614
00:30:37,510 --> 00:30:38,509
Come on, Collins!
615
00:30:38,511 --> 00:30:40,511
Hey, wait, hold up!
616
00:30:42,348 --> 00:30:44,950
God!
617
00:30:47,453 --> 00:30:49,654
Wait!
618
00:30:54,127 --> 00:30:56,394
Hey, Cabe!
Collins!
619
00:30:56,396 --> 00:30:58,829
Come back!
620
00:31:00,067 --> 00:31:02,099
Collins, you
got to keep up.
621
00:31:02,102 --> 00:31:03,969
We're talking the
end of the Earth.
622
00:31:03,971 --> 00:31:06,438
I'm well aware of that,
but I-I can't with my ankle.
623
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,073
Come on, we got to get
to the drop spot
624
00:31:08,075 --> 00:31:09,040
and launch the rockets.
625
00:31:09,042 --> 00:31:11,542
Okay. Just-just go.
626
00:31:11,545 --> 00:31:15,180
The shocks are torture,
but the amperage won't kill me.
627
00:31:15,182 --> 00:31:16,815
You heard the man, Cabe.
628
00:31:16,817 --> 00:31:19,384
I can't just leave the guy
writhing in agony.
629
00:31:19,385 --> 00:31:21,019
Then take off
his stun cuff.
630
00:31:21,020 --> 00:31:22,153
He's not gonna
run anywhere.
631
00:31:22,155 --> 00:31:24,722
If I uncuff him
without a direct order,
632
00:31:24,724 --> 00:31:27,092
I violate a half a dozen
federal statutes.
633
00:31:27,094 --> 00:31:29,260
Cabe, what we're doing
is more important.
634
00:31:29,262 --> 00:31:31,096
We don't have time for this.
635
00:31:33,433 --> 00:31:34,633
All right.
636
00:31:36,636 --> 00:31:38,403
If you screw me...
637
00:31:38,404 --> 00:31:39,671
I won't.
638
00:31:43,777 --> 00:31:45,676
I am into circular
flight pattern.
639
00:31:45,679 --> 00:31:47,345
I'm gonna start
churning the air.
640
00:31:54,721 --> 00:31:56,253
Our first rocket's ready.
641
00:31:56,256 --> 00:31:58,222
Now or never, guys!
642
00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:00,325
First rocket's away.
643
00:32:01,894 --> 00:32:03,694
The silver nitrate
is registering
644
00:32:03,696 --> 00:32:05,230
on the meteorological gauge.
645
00:32:05,231 --> 00:32:06,798
It's dissolving
into water vapor!
646
00:32:06,799 --> 00:32:09,401
We need to add
the potassium iodide!
647
00:32:12,740 --> 00:32:14,071
Cabe, let her rip.
648
00:32:15,576 --> 00:32:17,142
Seconds away.
649
00:32:28,288 --> 00:32:29,488
Collins!
650
00:32:31,357 --> 00:32:33,290
Sorry, Gallo.
651
00:32:33,292 --> 00:32:36,595
That two percent
makes all the difference.
652
00:32:36,596 --> 00:32:37,828
What's going on?
653
00:32:37,830 --> 00:32:39,163
Collins was faking it.
654
00:32:39,165 --> 00:32:40,298
He's running to the truck.
655
00:32:40,299 --> 00:32:41,932
Just let him run.
You have the key to the truck,
656
00:32:41,934 --> 00:32:43,167
I have the spare.
657
00:32:46,306 --> 00:32:47,338
Son of a...
658
00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:49,840
Here, let's move
that wet jacket.
659
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:55,279
He took the key
when we were changing clothes.
660
00:32:55,281 --> 00:32:57,281
Bastard.
661
00:33:00,019 --> 00:33:03,387
Be well, Team Scorpion!
662
00:33:13,296 --> 00:33:14,976
Cabe, there's nothing
you can do about Collins.
663
00:33:14,977 --> 00:33:16,842
You need to fire the missiles.
664
00:33:20,263 --> 00:33:22,897
Soon as you're done
seeding, Happy,
665
00:33:22,900 --> 00:33:25,834
we're using that attack copter
to track him down.
666
00:33:25,836 --> 00:33:27,134
Copy that.
667
00:33:29,306 --> 00:33:30,771
All right, it could be soon.
668
00:33:30,773 --> 00:33:32,507
Just fired the last rocket.
669
00:33:32,509 --> 00:33:34,608
Me, too.
670
00:33:37,079 --> 00:33:38,813
I'm seeing a lot of evidence
of cloud seeding.
671
00:33:38,815 --> 00:33:39,948
This last pass should do it.
672
00:33:49,259 --> 00:33:52,693
Guys, snow.
673
00:33:54,197 --> 00:33:55,864
It's a lot of snow.
674
00:33:55,865 --> 00:33:58,032
It's
a lot of snow.
675
00:34:00,304 --> 00:34:01,836
It's working!
676
00:34:01,837 --> 00:34:03,637
Total whiteout
on the ice fields.
677
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:05,272
Snow will fill the fissures,
678
00:34:05,275 --> 00:34:07,442
freeze up and then stop
all the leaks.
679
00:34:07,443 --> 00:34:08,710
Then Homeland gets
a new drill up here,
680
00:34:08,711 --> 00:34:10,644
they pump in
methane-eating bacteria,
681
00:34:10,646 --> 00:34:12,380
and we head out of Dodge.
682
00:34:12,382 --> 00:34:14,315
Easy-peasy.
683
00:34:17,054 --> 00:34:19,621
Doc, when you said
"total whiteout,"
684
00:34:19,623 --> 00:34:23,291
does that mean you can't see
the road from the sky?
685
00:34:23,293 --> 00:34:25,260
Yeah, visibility's
basically nil.
686
00:34:25,262 --> 00:34:28,797
Meaning no way of
tracking Collins.
687
00:34:28,798 --> 00:34:31,932
He is a crafty sociopath.
688
00:34:35,438 --> 00:34:37,271
Prisoner engaged in acts
throughout the day
689
00:34:37,273 --> 00:34:38,639
aimed at his planned escape.
690
00:34:38,641 --> 00:34:41,509
I'm certain now that
he dropped me in the drink
691
00:34:41,510 --> 00:34:43,811
on purpose so he could
get my clothes off.
692
00:34:44,614 --> 00:34:47,081
Uh, uh, to get my keys.
693
00:34:47,083 --> 00:34:49,684
He took an opportunity
to play mind games on everyone.
694
00:34:49,686 --> 00:34:51,952
It culminated in
the feigned injury.
695
00:34:51,954 --> 00:34:54,822
As a result, to avoid the
shock torture of the prisoner,
696
00:34:54,824 --> 00:34:56,157
I disabled his cuff.
697
00:34:56,159 --> 00:34:57,891
I-I was the one
who suggested it.
698
00:34:57,893 --> 00:34:59,126
I unlocked it.
699
00:34:59,128 --> 00:35:00,228
I set him loose.
700
00:35:00,230 --> 00:35:02,797
Was this whole thing a ruse?
701
00:35:02,798 --> 00:35:04,132
The extinction event?
702
00:35:04,134 --> 00:35:07,268
No, that was very real,
and has been averted.
703
00:35:07,269 --> 00:35:09,536
The likely scenario is, is
that Collins has been waiting
704
00:35:09,539 --> 00:35:12,206
for something big to come
along to get us involved.
705
00:35:12,208 --> 00:35:13,974
Knowing security would be loose.
706
00:35:13,976 --> 00:35:16,344
Not loose, Cabe had that yutz
on his hip all day.
707
00:35:16,346 --> 00:35:19,748
And the six billion ruble
Russian attack helicopter?
708
00:35:19,750 --> 00:35:20,815
Ditched it in Norway.
709
00:35:20,817 --> 00:35:22,983
W-We did leave a note
on the windshield,
710
00:35:22,985 --> 00:35:26,855
said, uh, "Thank you for the
loaner, your friend, America."
711
00:35:26,856 --> 00:35:28,389
So all's well that ends well.
712
00:35:29,326 --> 00:35:32,360
Thank you for the debriefing,
Agent Gallo.
713
00:35:34,697 --> 00:35:36,063
I screwed up.
714
00:35:36,065 --> 00:35:38,132
H-Hey, hey.
715
00:35:38,135 --> 00:35:41,036
Do not second-guess prioritizing
the fate of the world
716
00:35:41,038 --> 00:35:42,903
over a scheming lunatic.
717
00:35:42,905 --> 00:35:44,706
It's the military man in me.
718
00:35:44,708 --> 00:35:46,974
When your superior officer
gives you that icy stare,
719
00:35:46,976 --> 00:35:48,809
you know the conversation
ain't finished.
720
00:35:48,811 --> 00:35:50,344
I told
you to do it,
721
00:35:50,347 --> 00:35:51,713
I will take the heat.
722
00:35:51,715 --> 00:35:53,782
Interpol has Collins'
723
00:35:53,784 --> 00:35:55,349
photo and prints.
724
00:35:55,351 --> 00:35:57,552
He's got no money or ID.
725
00:35:57,554 --> 00:35:59,721
We'll get him back,
I-I'm confident of that.
726
00:36:03,626 --> 00:36:06,027
Didn't you say
you have a date
727
00:36:06,028 --> 00:36:07,594
with Allie?
728
00:36:07,597 --> 00:36:09,597
You're right.
729
00:36:09,599 --> 00:36:11,565
I'm gonna pick up some takeout
from Kovelsky's,
730
00:36:11,568 --> 00:36:13,434
curl up with my girl,
731
00:36:13,436 --> 00:36:16,704
try to forget about today
for a while.
732
00:36:23,246 --> 00:36:27,382
Personally, Collins
on the loose has me terrified.
733
00:36:27,384 --> 00:36:31,052
He lied to me flawlessly
and he had us questioning PANNS
734
00:36:31,054 --> 00:36:32,887
from P all the way to SCABOBI.
735
00:36:32,889 --> 00:36:36,123
Yeah, maybe that's not
such a bad thing.
736
00:36:37,226 --> 00:36:39,626
I know I was a co-drafter
of the PANNS document,
737
00:36:39,628 --> 00:36:41,596
but I don't think
we need a marital creed.
738
00:36:41,597 --> 00:36:43,898
We just survived
the stressors
739
00:36:43,900 --> 00:36:45,365
of a catastrophic world event
740
00:36:45,367 --> 00:36:47,902
while working with
a psycho who tried to kill you.
741
00:36:47,903 --> 00:36:49,336
And we're still together.
742
00:36:49,338 --> 00:36:51,706
I'd say our marriage
is pretty resilient.
743
00:36:51,708 --> 00:36:53,942
I'd say you're pretty fantastic.
744
00:36:53,943 --> 00:36:55,909
That being said,
Collins gives me
745
00:36:55,911 --> 00:36:58,579
the willies,
so for a romantic night in,
746
00:36:58,581 --> 00:37:01,615
how about we install
security cameras and an alarm?
747
00:37:01,617 --> 00:37:04,251
Be still, my heart.
748
00:37:04,253 --> 00:37:05,753
Let's do it.
749
00:37:05,755 --> 00:37:08,389
Two seconds.
750
00:37:11,561 --> 00:37:13,628
Hey. Made you something.
751
00:37:13,630 --> 00:37:14,795
Hey.
752
00:37:16,298 --> 00:37:17,632
A ring?
753
00:37:17,634 --> 00:37:19,032
It's a Lucite mold,
754
00:37:19,034 --> 00:37:22,903
with strips of your original
wedding Band-Aid layered inside.
755
00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:27,108
You didn't slip off the rope
when Paige was pulling you up.
756
00:37:27,110 --> 00:37:29,911
You intentionally went
757
00:37:29,913 --> 00:37:33,414
back into the crevasse,
facing great peril.
758
00:37:33,416 --> 00:37:37,719
I know how much it meant to you.
Now it's permanent.
759
00:37:37,721 --> 00:37:39,920
No need to replace
it every day.
760
00:37:39,922 --> 00:37:43,056
One less thing to worry about
as you plot your new path
761
00:37:43,059 --> 00:37:45,893
and rewrite that
future obituary of yours?
762
00:37:45,896 --> 00:37:49,496
Oh. Toby told you
about our talk.
763
00:37:49,498 --> 00:37:51,766
I guess you guys tell each other
everything now.
764
00:37:51,768 --> 00:37:53,467
Kind of, yeah.
765
00:37:53,469 --> 00:37:56,871
Well, I already know
what my new obituary will say.
766
00:37:56,873 --> 00:38:00,108
"Sylvester Dodd.
767
00:38:00,110 --> 00:38:03,143
He had the very best friends."
768
00:38:07,918 --> 00:38:10,117
Thank you, Happy.
769
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,021
I picked up
those blintzes you like.
770
00:38:13,023 --> 00:38:15,322
Listen, are you sure
you want to stay in?
771
00:38:15,324 --> 00:38:17,057
Because I'm willing to go out.
772
00:38:17,059 --> 00:38:18,226
All right, well,
if I fall asleep
773
00:38:18,228 --> 00:38:20,494
on the couch or something...
774
00:38:20,496 --> 00:38:23,164
just throw a shoe at me.
775
00:38:25,835 --> 00:38:27,768
Director Carson.
776
00:38:27,771 --> 00:38:30,170
Agent Gallo, you're under arrest
for instigating an escape.
777
00:38:30,172 --> 00:38:32,106
You got to be kidding me.
778
00:38:32,108 --> 00:38:34,175
- Gun and badge.
- The option was the end
779
00:38:34,177 --> 00:38:36,411
of humanity.
You would've preferred that?
780
00:38:36,413 --> 00:38:38,713
Gun and badge.
781
00:38:38,715 --> 00:38:40,081
I want a lawyer.
782
00:38:41,050 --> 00:38:43,083
Gonna need one.
783
00:38:52,394 --> 00:38:53,561
Hey.
784
00:38:55,764 --> 00:38:57,197
Walt, will you
get me my drink?
785
00:38:57,199 --> 00:38:59,601
I left it in there
the other day.
786
00:38:59,603 --> 00:39:01,768
Mm-hmm.
787
00:39:06,476 --> 00:39:07,742
Is that, um...
788
00:39:07,744 --> 00:39:08,876
Uh, fruit punch.
789
00:39:08,878 --> 00:39:11,612
I had the juice place
make it for me.
790
00:39:11,614 --> 00:39:13,581
Mm. Still perfect.
791
00:39:16,253 --> 00:39:18,318
Fermented fish.
792
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:20,088
It's the best.
793
00:39:25,027 --> 00:39:26,693
What are you thinking about?
794
00:39:28,231 --> 00:39:31,365
Uh, stuff Collins said.
795
00:39:33,335 --> 00:39:35,302
Me, too.
796
00:39:35,304 --> 00:39:38,139
Yeah, he said some
incendiary things,
797
00:39:38,141 --> 00:39:43,644
but that, in retrospect,
given his true motive-- escape--
798
00:39:43,646 --> 00:39:46,648
I don't think he said anything
that was an honest observation.
799
00:39:46,650 --> 00:39:48,949
Yeah, yeah, he was just trying
to get in our heads.
800
00:39:48,952 --> 00:39:50,117
Yeah, it was to distract us.
801
00:39:50,119 --> 00:39:51,518
And if Collins thinks
he can divide us
802
00:39:51,521 --> 00:39:52,786
with his lies,
803
00:39:52,789 --> 00:39:54,521
then he is not the genius
we think he is.
804
00:39:54,523 --> 00:39:56,056
Yeah, he's a pretty
stupid genius.
805
00:40:04,067 --> 00:40:06,199
Give me a swig of that, and...
806
00:40:06,202 --> 00:40:08,402
Swigging and...
807
00:40:13,409 --> 00:40:14,876
Mm.
808
00:40:14,878 --> 00:40:16,143
I love fruit punch.
809
00:40:16,146 --> 00:40:17,545
You know what? I'm starving.
810
00:40:20,349 --> 00:40:22,650
Mm, I love... fermented...
811
00:40:23,853 --> 00:40:24,985
Uh...
812
00:40:24,987 --> 00:40:26,320
- Yeah.
- Uh-- no, I can't.
813
00:40:26,322 --> 00:40:28,422
Good? No?
814
00:40:31,561 --> 00:40:33,094
I appreciate the effort.
815
00:40:35,130 --> 00:40:37,164
Walter, kiss me.
816
00:40:49,045 --> 00:40:50,744
- Fish breath?
- Yeah, me, too.
817
00:40:50,746 --> 00:40:52,347
- I don't care.
-Me neither. Mm.
818
00:40:56,565 --> 00:41:03,465
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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